Today The Safe Word brings you a few tips that should sure as shit give a much needed kick to your sex lives. So let those good old skeletons outta the closet, stroke the velvet mane of your most sacrilegious beast. Feed the ghost of your intuition. Open your mind, open your heart and open your lives. You can’t experience something uncanny and wonderfully new if you’re afraid of taking a risk.

…….When it comes to approaching women.

In Californication’s third season, Hank Moody responds to the vacancy of ‘a bad boy novelist, looking for a teaching gig,’ at the local university. And while he might not be the most academically inclined, he does perform incredibly well, when it comes to sleeping with nearly half the campus. He manages to seduce his TA, his part time-stripper-student, and the dean’s wife, enough credentials to make him a valid and valuable source of knowledge when it comes to approaching women.

This article is strictly for women who have an open mind, and maybe for the men who do not like using the rubbers. And this is for the artistically creative lovers who seek and crave new dimensions of sex. Those of you who have not yet explored this sphere, it is about time you did. And let this be the spark to trigger your drive.

Sex is a fruitless endeavor without Foreplay; without taking time to appreciate, acknowledge, study and praise your partner, to show her that intercourse is a deeply spiritual experience and that if you’re psychologically stimulated then the experience is not only unforgettable but mesmerizing beyond anything words could convey. The Safe Word takes you to the beautifully grotesque world of throbbing impulses, animated adventure and an ocean of sexual conquest unlike any you’ve voyaged on before.

Why engage in the main act like just any regular person, when you, as a Rock ‘n’ Roller, can go the extra length to explore and experience a more fascinating, stimulating and satisfying copulation?