In this week’s edition of The Devil’s steed we delve into the minions of the beast. Here are the top 4 Harley Davidson alternatives according to The Backdoor.

Sex is a fruitless endeavor without Foreplay; without taking time to appreciate, acknowledge, study and praise your partner, to show her that intercourse is a deeply spiritual experience and that if you’re psychologically stimulated then the experience is not only unforgettable but mesmerizing beyond anything words could convey. The Safe Word takes you to the beautifully grotesque world of throbbing impulses, animated adventure and an ocean of sexual conquest unlike any you’ve voyaged on before.

With the 4th season of Californication confirmed, we here at The Backdoor decided to while away the time by bringing you the 15 most memorable quotes of Hank Moody. From the seemingly retarded, to the poignantly moving, and the downright hilarious, here are the words of wit, wisdom and wistfulness of the writer lost in purgatory, and a sea of women and wine.

Californication is one of the best TV series’ that bends every single rule of scriptwriting, and violates almost every sacrosanct concept of modern society, that we here at The Backdoor have ever bothered to watch. And with a great team of writers, a solid cast and a refreshingly blunt raunchiness, all coming together seamlessly to chronicle Hank Moody’s life and his affair with the midlife crisis; it’s a show that captivates just about any Rock ‘n’ Roller with an appetite for comedy, drama and debauchery.

The Backdoor brings to you the raunchiest of the raunchiest and the craziest of the craziest movies ever produced, based on Rock ‘n’ Roll.