It’s true that Dubai is better known for its rich veins of black gold, 10 figure investment deals and dessert skylines shadowed by stunningly convoluted architecture that can put Las Vegas to shame. It’s also true that we rock ‘n’ rolling head-bangers could care less about the oil and camels, while we revere this Emirate for giving birth to the middle eastern death metal giants Nervecell.

Leave behind the awkward groping and perfunctory kissing to the younger kids, as The Safe Word delves into the more sinister grounds of foreplay, that will take your sexual partner on to a whole different plane of sexual awakening.

Warning: Please do not read if you are not of an open mind or if anything other than your sexual repertoire of 5 minutes of the missionary offends or scares you.

It’s the 28th of August, the clock is at 8pm at First Avenue; and it is Motörhead live through the eyes of a die-hard fan.

Each of the Slipknot masks is unique and each stands out as symbolism for what a band member believes in. Having different personalities on-stage and a complete other elsewhere is somewhat of a gift. And indeed the majority know them only by their masked faces.

“You swine, you swine! How dare you do this to a Rolls-Royce?”