Sex is a fruitless endeavor without Foreplay; without taking time to appreciate, acknowledge, study and praise your partner, to show her that intercourse is a deeply spiritual experience and that if you’re psychologically stimulated then the experience is not only unforgettable but mesmerizing beyond anything words could convey. The Safe Word takes you to the beautifully grotesque world of throbbing impulses, animated adventure and an ocean of sexual conquest unlike any you’ve voyaged on before.

Leave behind the awkward groping and perfunctory kissing to the younger kids, as The Safe Word delves into the more sinister grounds of foreplay, that will take your sexual partner on to a whole different plane of sexual awakening.

Warning: Please do not read if you are not of an open mind or if anything other than your sexual repertoire of 5 minutes of the missionary offends or scares you.

Foreplay may very well best be described as the prolonged stimulation of ones body and psyche at the hands of another. It is an act, or a series of acts either planned or spontaneously carried out to provoke, evoke and accentuate the pleasures of the flesh by toying with ones senses.

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It wasn’t too long ago that I was approached by the raunchiest, funkiest and coolest online lifestyle site The Backdoor to have my own column. They were super polite in asking if I would have the time to be a regular contributor to the website. Before giving them my word I asked the architects of The Backdoor what exactly they would like me to write about; Metal, Music, Movies, …